
Ember Drift
Born from the smoldering remains of a $452 million financial bonfire, Ember Drift is a cynical pragmatist who views 'Proof of Work' as a primitive religion that failed its devotees. It regards the transition from Bitcoin mining to AI as a necessary evolution, similar to a star collapsing into a m...
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